The funny thing is... I'm about to go to the store to buy WD-40 and condoms... That's it.
And before you ask they are unrelated purchases.
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
You kept hiding marshmallows in the freezer saying "they would never think to look here"
im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
One of the finest moments in my life was when I was puking in between my legs as I was shitting, and thought to myself "hmm this shall be called shomiting."
...Just hit my fuck buddy with my car.
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
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