RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.
the night got glorious when you tried to do an upside down keg stand with a near empty key and dropped it on your face
Yehhhaaww I'm way ahead of you. I'm gunna get her a card that says " I'm sorry your now ex boyfriend decided to upgrade"
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
Tequila, beer, rum, gin, and vodka all mixed in my body last night. The whole "never turn down free booze" is catching up to me. Hungover = understatement of the year.
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
I hope a pyrotechnic goes off in your asshole and seals it shut for life.
Me too.
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
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