no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
WHERE ARE MY FUCKING EYEBROWS?!
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
Fun fact of the day: Our cat does not like rum.
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
Two ladies just showed up with my fucking purse. It was in the fucking street. I'm a train wreck. As a financial advisor, this shouldn't happen. I should be an adult.
I have bruises all over my body. Seriously, I'm a train wreck. I'm too damn old for hangovers like this.
Sorry for all the snapchats, I wanted you to feel like u were in America getting plastered with me
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
I saw some guy masturbating in the Burger King parking lot and I’m just fucking done
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