He was pretty out of it. He heard crickets outside, and thought it was the laptop. So he put his ear to it, rubbed the keyboard, and said "tell me your secrets."
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
I hope I take a shit on your face in your dreams tonight.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
You leaned over so she could squirt ketchup in your hair and then started chanting "KETCHUP NIGHT!! KETCHUP NIGHT!!!"
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
Hey, Would it be ok if me and your wife have a ladies only night and masturbated on FaceTime together?
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
Did I just pee in the Taco Bell parking lot?
Yep. But do you remember wiping with my quesadilla?
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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