you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
he asked me if i "normally slept like that" because i was curled up in a ball facing the wall. then he told me that i woke up in the middle of the night and said "oh my god. i forgot you were here." how did he not understand that i didn't want him in my bed.
She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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