So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
seriously i just wanna be friends
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Just ate lunch with a paperclip again. Seriously, need to invest in plastic forks.
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
She told me I reminded her of the fair. And she wanted to deep fry my dick and eat it.
He took out the lube and started calling it fuck fluid
I put bits of fruit cocktail in the jello shots i made because i knew that they were gonna be the only thing we ate all day
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
How on earth did you break your wrist?
I went into someone's yard so I could pee and I found a tireswing
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
I keep worrying she's gonna have a repeat of the time the ceiling fan was talking in Chinese
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