Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
i just saw my boxers from 2 days ago stuck in a tree 4 miles from my house
If its vodka, everyone is attractive. Tequila, everyone is dead sexy, single and fuckable.
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
Thanks for stealing lime trees for me at 4:00 am. We're well on our way to having sustainable supplies for mojitos this summer.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
She may be more beautiful than I am, but I bet she hasnt pissed in as many public places as me...
This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
I would ride that face into the sunset
Sorry about my sloppy drunk texts. I'm not sure talking about banging a near dead Jimmy Stewart was my finest moment
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
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