By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
Please note: when a bouncer tells you to leave, pointing out that their career path makes them a much better judge what to do will not make you friends
you invented a new sport called "bacon pulling" and you cried everytime a piece broke
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
Just licked cheese from my hot pocket off my phone. I spilled because I was eating a Popsicle at the same time. Send an adult please
Walked in on my roommate covering his dick in blue frosting. Am staying with my folks for the Forth. See you Monday if the brain bleach works.
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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