Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
I walked out of the bathroom and both of you girls were giving the gay guy head. I was like, "laaaterrr."
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
You can't like Harry Potter and Twilight. You have to pick. Vampires and Wizards are mutually exclusive.
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
I called my mom while I was blackout drunk, and told her I was drunk, safe, and happy. But really, I was just drunk.
I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
Randomize
