Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
P.S. I can't hear my feet
How long after st. Patrick's day is it ok to shit green before I should seek medicial attention?
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
You kept screaming how great you were at drawing poptarts and you insisted on drawing them all over my forearm
It's official. Hawaii is 100% better when you're stoned.
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
First stoner thought of the day: Life would be so much better if there were more things that were biscuits and gravy flavored.
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
Call it slutty but I take pride in being a first round draft pick booty call. And I know I was first cause he texted me at 1030a
I think I had sex with a seagull last night. The window is open and there a feathers everywhere.
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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