I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
Last night was the twilight zone. We hungout with our 45 year old future selves and tried to fuck everything with a dick. Lets move forward from this.
My cab driver just started a conversation with "Three years ago I pleaded guilty..." Check on me later tonight please.
Some random at the bar just whispered in my ear that he wants to eat me out while on bath salts....
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
You woke us up at 9:15 am still in your toga from last night saying "welcome to my house party...party". You had already filled up the pong cups with yaager/fireball and ordered a chicken platter... Who even delivered that that early???
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
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