Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
Just me. You're probably having sex with her right now, so here's a reminder that you should be thinking of me per our agreement.
I always ask when they're due. It's the nicest way for me to let her know the rest of the world can tell she's putting on weight too
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
How long do I have to listen to him talk about the chickens before telling him I just really want to fuck? Note: it's already been twelve minutes.
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
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