Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
I just ate a whole bag of celery instead of getting up to get a glass of water. That high.
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
You would think the bank would reward me for getting my account down to 3 cents without overdrafting it.
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
Just spread butter on my bathrobe. This has been an ace morning.
It took 6 cruisers to bust the party last night. Cop asked if the theme was a beach party. I said I would fucking hope so with 8 tons of sand in the garage
I have to call my new boss to accept the job offer so you have pack the bowl while I pretend I'm a responsible adult THEN we can get high
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
If I could eat my chicken parm naked, it would be the closest I could ever be to God.
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
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