Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
i made the cop pinkie-promise not to arrest me if i failed the breathalizer.
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
7:26 bus just came. I am sweatier than Louie Anderson eating chili in a sauna
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
1. I'm excited for tonight 2. Do we dress up as pirates? 3. Happy Valentine's Day bae
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
THERES A BEAVER CHASING ME, ANGRY BEAVERS IS FUCKING REAL DUDE
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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