The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
I know it was you because you're the only person I know who gets drunk and craves soup.
Soup is delicious
On a scale of 1 to 3, with 1 being the smallest and 3 being the largest, what size nipple pasty do you think I am?
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
We had to go to his parents last night for dinner & ended up having a quickie in the bathroom while everyone else was outside smoking.. This is why we have a successful marriage.
Called my ex last night, told her I wanted to bang like we use too, her fiance was in the car, I was on speaker phone. NO MORE TEQUILA!
Did she say Ok?
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
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