On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
i woke up wearing her shoes. this night isn't going on my highlight reel
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
I found a phone book at the party and started calling everyone with my last name asking if they wanted to form a club. I'm meeting one for brunch tomorrow...
being sober in physics class makes me realize the regularity with which i show up to it still drunk
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
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