no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
True as that may be, are you coming to the birth of my imaginary child or not?
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
Mike is so stoned. I just heard him quietly mutter to himself "rock a piss" as he walked down the hall to the bathroom
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
Somewhere in this city is a lost rubber penis that needs to find its way back home
You were carrying a 6 ft lamp that we stole on your back yelling "OHANA MEANS FAMILY AND FAMILY MEANS NOBODY GETS LEFT BEHIND"
I'm at the store buying a new phone cause I pissed all over mine last night. Drunk me is expensive as shit.
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
Nothing like having a family watch you dry heave at the end of the dock
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