I accidentally had sex with my boyfriend's twin last night...and he didn't stop me.
How was it?
Fantastic, but that's not the point.
Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
The walls in my apartment are so thin that sometimes when I fart, I stop to listen if people are laughing next door.
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
Who wants to play the "pick up your shit from our floor because you're not paying rent or dating either of us" game?
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
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