Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
I'm standing in the shower drinking with the light off and a candle lit, listening to Amy Winehouse. Be proud.
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
thank you for being a reason not to completely check out of my life and start sleeping all day, crying all night, and living off vodka acquired through credit card debt
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
The beer bottle was sticking out of your zipper and you shook it onto unsuspecting patrons
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
Well, if you do die, I'll bedazzle your coffin.
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