I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
dude, you're never picky with who you hook up with, have a little dignity
nah man, chicks are like pokemon, gotta catch \'em all
I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
I did a mental Irish jig when he pulled out the second condom.
Oh my god. Just had sex with this girl on the boardroom table at my work at midnight (win!) just realized I left the condom wrapper on the table (lose!)
I've shit my pants 4 times in 12 hours... Never trust a fart when u pass 30
You come home the day the world is supposed to end. Well played Mayans.
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
Definitely got a blow job in Charles Schwab's bed last night.
I love my job.
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
I just balanced a full glass of chocolate milk on my left boob. Don't think i've ever been more proud.
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