I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
im pretty sure that there was a mint leaf in my poop this morning. i love mojito season.
Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
just when i thought things couldnt get worse, the batteries died in my vibrator.
my dad brought home flowers.. so i started talking to them
I am pretty sure I told him the clouds were earth's purest filtration system and that snow was the rarest and most delicious water in the world. My lips are burning because we ate so much.
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
I was passed out on the dog bed yelling "I UNDERSTAND"
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
If you saw or spoke to me yesterday can you message me. Trying to make a timeline of the day I was too drunk to remember
You wear a dinosaur suit one time and everyone thinks you're a furry. Fucking hell, man.
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
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