he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
God you better not be texting me after just having sex with someone from craigslist
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
Went to anytime fitness at 3:34 am drunk after the the bar and getting whataburger. Lifted weights with my cheeseburger between my knees. That's called DEDICATION.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
don't care how drunk i am. my dick was like "nope, not doing it, you can't make me and i was like oh yes i can"
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
How high were you when you left that message, cause you made honest-to-God, credible seal noises.
He said his parents were apparently coming over to surprise him with breakfast and I’ve never gotten dressed and run out of the door that quickly. I have commitment issues.
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
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