just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
I was just told by a cop that my party was the most epic party they ever crashed
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
he laminated a picture of his dick.
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
I was crying hysterically and you wouldn't stop petting my ear and shushing me every time I tried to say something.
I ate a pepperoni off of someone's floor last night. We need to talk.
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
In complete seriousness I think I am the highest person on earth
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
wow bdsm is so cute
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