No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
I recorded his drunk dial calls. My personal favorite was the one that began, "grab the bull by the horns and fuck his cock."
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
Oh shit. The kids are pole dancing on a broom. It's like I'm seeing my future offspring before my eyes.
you kept insisting that i was jake gyllenhaal and you were heath ledger.
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
Finishing last nights 1.5L of wine and beef jerky for breakfast. Work looms, ever the prickly bitch.
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.
WHAT IS MY LIFE THAT THE ONLY PERSON INTERESTED IN FUCKING ME IS MY 6TH GRADE MATH TEACHER
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
My sex life is driven by spite and alcohol
I am the most hated person in hoboken. Ive been doing drunken cake boss impressions down the street for the past 20 mins.
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