You're my little dorito
She just sent me a txt where every word ended in "zzz", with about a hundred "!!!" and called herself "juicezzz". I need back up.
As I was going down on her I noticed she had a tatoo on her inner thigh that said "Eat it like your birthday cake".
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
Guys always stop talking to me right around the point that if they bought me food a couple times I would probably have sex with them.
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
I sent her a dick pic and used brett Favre's dick pick. She asked me why I had pictures of old men's dicks saved on my phone... I just can't win bro
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