Her vagina was like a man-sized safe.
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
I should do something nice for her. Like sign her up for "What Not To Wear."
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
Why were you having sex on top of my left over pizza in the kitchen?
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
She started snoring post sex, so I drunkenly walked 8 miles at 4am to go fishing. Please come pick me up
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
The lady in the stall next to me just screamed "why are you so hairy!?" and "why can't you get any!?" to her vagina. WTF
But we have bathrooms and they dont
Randomize
