I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
She's like Mona Lisa when she's intoxicated. No one understands her but they all think she's marvelous
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
I'm covered in sharpie and the girl next to me just said something smells like fried food. Hint: it's me. Why am I in class?
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
Awk moment when I forgot to tell my hookup about visitor parking so he got towed
I just swallowed confetti and motor-boated some guys beard...#happy2015
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
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