At a stoplight watching a woman push groceries in a stroller while dodging oncoming traffic... Reallllly Detroit?
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
I just found a thank you note I apparently wrote to my bed last night for letting me borrow the comforter.
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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