my mom just walked in on me furiously masturbating while reading twilight. needless to say, im officially out of the closet.
i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
We left an ass print on the piano.
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
Hey what you doing tonight?
Working at the hospital! So hurt yourself and come visit :)
See you in about a hour
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
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