I'm at the doctor and the male nurse (haha) asked me if I smoked, drank or did drugs, and when he said 'drugs' he looked me right in the eye and did a perfect wrist rocket.
Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
Lyk hr kuds 4
What kind of outfit says I totes want you to take me in the airplane bathroom?
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
you made out with another girl for some wings
Also I think I set a new personal record. Definitely slept with him less than 45 minutes after meeting him. Oh god my life.
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
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