Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
first i yelled "you cant get it up?" and then in the middle of it i opened a Corona
you made me "pop lock and drop it" as a sobriety test last night..
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
He came into your room last night to tell me he was leaving, when I woke up this morning he was facedown in your hallway. He didn't make it very far.
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
Fucked her on the patio while some dude drove by on a mower. He waved. Twice.
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
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