people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
so when she was in the shower, I took a pic of my dick with her phone and sent it to her brother saying, this just fucked your sister
THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
Nothing says I've got my life together like vomiting on the groom and passing out at your youngests sisters wedding
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
YOU TRIED TO SWIM IN HER FISHTANK. I don't think she's going to call you.
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
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