I can't tonight. I'm still nursing a beach sex injury. Don't wanna talk about it.
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
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