Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
if I end up fighting someone to save $15 on a toaster oven then something went wrong earlier in life
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
tell me why there is a bowl of oatmeal from starbucks in my purse
I gotta bail on the cookout tonight. Im at the er getting stitches. Re-enacting porno went horribly wrong.
We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
This whole situation could've been avoided if you would've just let me open the beer
My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
It was like giving head to a cactus.
Yea I've gotten enough hickeys in my life to know what I'd look like with a neck tattoo. I think I'm getting a neck tattoo.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
You don't know being judged until its 7:30 in the morning and you're on 2 hours of sleep halfway between drunk and hungover wearing pajama pants at an international airport while saying how proud you are that you found the airport's bar immediately and how disappointed you are that it's closed
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
What the hell did you do last night?
I embarrassed myself, my family, name, and possibly my country.
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