she said your name and I thought she was asking me to motorboat her. Best. Miscommunication.Ever.
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
they're like a gay fantastic four
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
you almost dropped the shot glass then you thought you were such a hard ass for catching it that you slammed it on the table and broke it
Christ, I really took the slutcake last night.
Wait. Someome brought slutcake?
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
I'm pretty sure there a million tiny ninjas in my uterus poking me with sticks.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
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