I woke up around 30 bottles of beer, with a piece of aluminum foil in my hand, that had "you Win" Wrote in sharpie..
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
Apparently, Mom was less-than-happy about us shotgunning beers before we opened presents.
I was having the most awesome dream about onion rings and you hit me and told me to stop touching you...WTF?
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
I'm sorry, that really sucks. I'm in the bath eating lasagna and if anyone comes in here it's going to be bad news for them
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
good news, i've got tacos. bad news, kevin's in the ER. more good news, the tacos were free.
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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