Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
A woman in the waiting room at the STD clinic told me that she is going to pray to jesus for my penis.
and people in Baltimore still get a bad wrap.
My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
a creepy fucking ass man came up and started raven cawwing in my ear... he said it was the raven mating call. i am officially freaked out
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
My mom asked me if I ever go on dates. I had to suppress the urge to ask if having casual sex with a freshmen counts as dating
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
You've never felt ridiculous until you've walked through downtown in a Viking costume
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
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