i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
You know the party was great when the birthday girl gets arrested
As hard as i've been partying lately their gonna have to revoke my organ donor status
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
How could you not respond to a text containing the words "goat man" ?!?
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
I knew you were cut off when you tried to order a "Phil Collins"
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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