If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
I just convinced a girl to drink my spit cup cuz I said it was dark beer and would get her drunk faster. I dare you to try something better.
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
We told you to go get more fire wood and you came running back with a log that was on fire, not drunk at all.
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
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