i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
Hold on, I need to find something to wear that says "I don't contribute to your daughter's drug problem"
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
I just spilled a shot of Patron on your mom.. Body shots may be happening. You better get here quick.
Were you citizens arresting people again last night?
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
I'm laying in my bed in the fetal position with a bag of frozen peas on my head and the bathroom trashcan next to me. Fucking tequila.
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
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