Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
i ran around the party telling everyone that my favorite sexual position was also the only position that made me queef...i kept calling it the "double edged sword"
I can't wait until weight watchers comes out with a beer
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
I pretended to be blind and he pretended to be my assistant and long story short, we had to buy that bra and panty set, and now we're both banned from Victoria's Secret AND I have a cum stained demi cup.
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
My mom just woke me up with a cowboy hat and sunglasses on. It's 7 am and she's drunk.
We told him to puke in the Denny's parking lot or we wouldn't be his friend anymore. So he did. He wasn't even drunk.
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
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