Why do girls always cry at the bar?
What's the point of going out if you're going to cry all night?
Are they having an exestensial crisis at the bar?
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
I will never get the visual of you crying while chewing christmas lights out of my head
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
Just saw you drinking out of a flask on national tv. I've never been more proud of you
I'm going to buy her a puppy, let her fall in love with it, then kill it in front of her. Does that answer how I feel about her?
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
She asked if I could convince him so shave that shit off his face so he'll have a snowball's chance in hell of getting laid.
I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
Sware then you fell into me doing a Tarzan swing thing and my margherita spilled and shattered all over this guy and sice you were on the ground you tried to pull it off by twerking on the floor lmfao
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
you told me I was being patronizing because I didn't want you to run barefoot across a construction site
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
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