i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
Were betting on little kids falling and racing for a drinking game at the wedding.
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
she kept yelling about wanting tacos, so I gave her a piece of bologna in a tortilla. she didn't know the difference
Apparently I was the fucked up drunk guy greeting people at the hotel in the lobby last night.
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
My boyfriend sold my favorite shoes right off my fucking feet last night outside the bar. It might have played a part in our breakup today.
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
I've officially slept through a hurricane, a tornado and had sex during an earthquake. I'm surviving.
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
Randomize
