Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
Grow some girl-balls and come out already
We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
Code red. She won't talk to me. Maybe it has something to do with her raccoon eyes. Perry said there was a brief moment of towel fighting until you passed out. Did you draw the turtle on my ass?
I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
Just had to buy plan b w/ my robotic baby from family living.. Awkward.
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
My bar tender texts me around 5ish and ask what I feel like, so it's ready for me when I get home. All star service.
Dude. You are the LAST person that should live above a bar.
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
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