So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
He woke up next to me, said I "wasn't naked enough" and fell back asleep. I proceeded to blow him.
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
I don't know how we managed to stay up but we actually sat in front of her open refrigerator for god knows how long while she ate salami straight out of the package with her fingers and I laughed. It was a trainwreck.
how do you not remember that?! you winked at the bouncer and then proceeded to grind on him while chugging a beer. i don't know if i should be proud or embarrassed to be your friend
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
Right. Will do. I'll call you if I need a ride. (that is a double meaning, go with it.)
No, it wasn't really a sexy 'I'm going to go masturbate.' It was an 'I'm going to go masturbate' that implied I was going to drink a tall boy of Mikes and cry while I looked at lesbian porn.
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
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