there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
Is it rude to send him a, "happy birthday, I hope you finally get an STD" text?
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
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