Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
We did a shot for each one. Father... son... and holy ghost. That wasn't enough though so we moved on to toasting dead relatives.
the cops who came hadnt heard yet. when we told them they sang the star spangled banner with us
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
Contents of my pockets this morning: phone, condom, one hoop earring, half a cheeseburger, lighter and a $87 receipt from tacobell. Time for work.
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
I miss using glorious as an adjective. I'm gonna start doing that again. And I'm gonna try to get cuntatrosphe in there some more, too.
Duck, Duck, Goose is now the autocorrect, safe for work version of fuck, fuck, loose.
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
Omg no hes gotta go down on me. Then itll be like my vagina has kissed the stanley cup.
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
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