it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
Please stop sending me picture messages of your shit. Seriously. I don't care if it looks like popcorn chicken.
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
I woke up wearing nothing but his lifeguard whistle..
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
she gave me one of those friendship bracelets and said as long as I wore it it was like an all-access pass to her vagina
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
That was the night I passed out and someone threw chicken at me. SORRY I wasn't available to cockblock you from that Hispanic dude.
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
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