It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
drunk grocery shopping was not as bad of an idea as i thought, this salmon cat food tastes a lot like tuna
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
His cat just sat there and simultaneously bobbed his head up and down while I blew him
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
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