So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
He went soft
Wait. During?
Yeah, he was IN. MY. MOUTH.
They're giving me a hotel, and this chick doesn't have a place to stay for the night... I swear this is how real life Porno starts.
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
The amount I want to die right now is not proportionate to the level of fun I had last night. Not fair.
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
I was just trying to be a good friend but in retrospect I probably shouldn't have pepper sprayed you.
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
The last time I saw you, you were giving the stripper a lap dance.
I just caught my bangs on fire trying to lite a bowl while driving. Thank god it wasn't my eyebrows like last time.
You offered him a “Sorry I Blew Your Brother” Blowjob. How does that make it right?
I promised him it would be better than the one I gave his brother which is really nice of me since their actually only half brothers and his brother is cuter
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