Were we dating when my roommates and I had the 'everyone gets laid' part?
Ya
I used to kick so much ass
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
My life now consists of 2 time frames. BV before vibrator and AD after death of my sex life.
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
the bruises from climbing out of the window last night make sitting at my desk impossible. legit excuse to not study right?
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
I think he's hit rock bottom. You know it's a low point in life when you cry because you weren't invited to sit in a box car and watch porn with two other straight dudes.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
You followed me up the stairs while i was throwing up yelling "projectile! projectile! projectile!"
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