i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
Apparently unused tampons can also double as things to bite down on during public sex to prevent screaming...
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
The German just referred to my vagina as the Great Barrier Reef and that he was going to go diving in it.
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
There was one thing about my NYC trip I forgot to tell you: I took a dump in Trump Tower
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
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